[Verse 1]
Some of you say may claim to amuse
And once shown you'll insist it's a ruse
Then those who fought the battle could only lose
For it is time megalania rules, there's no use
Expose merely a meal without a match
And though the crocodile has his snap neck latch
To a mortal man a fearsome catch, ha
Even it would cower when the young would hatch

[Bridge 1]
Mmm-mmm

[Verse 2]
Crocodile strides but only with bursts of speed
Just another handicap that the lizard didn't need
No need to stop at all, megalania challenge and they all fall
At twenty-five or thirty feet only it fed on warm blood 'n' meat
And ran a torrid sprint with a forty mile pace
Or kept the strength at a distance race
Don't trip, huh, or you'll find yourself a nice hidin' place
One glance strikes fear of god in your face
No logic pulls towards your time
'Cause it came through the ice age with no reason or rhyme, yeah

[Bridge 2]
What I said
[Bridge 3]
Abandoned with the past down under
And even the bush staggered with thunder

[Verse 3]
Mmm-hmmm, nightmare, everyone's here
A megalania again has appeared, that's right baby
I know the rumble, it's only him, perhaps your torso or just a limb
And crush and maul in the night iguana
Please commence the demon though you don't wanna, haha

[Outro]
Only Mounties charter him well
Send megalania back to Hell, alright

[Guitar Solo]