[Verse 1]
Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
Hes already waited
Too long to begin
The world is on one side
And I'm on the other
And I read in a magazine
I am what I is
I am...

[Verse 2]
Brian, the actor
He caters on Saturdays
With cuff link and bow tie
He can bring me a drink
He tells me he sweats it
Like pig in a blanket
And I ran out of toothpicks
But I don't have to think
And I am

[Chorus]
But autumn will come
And everyone loves you
When you've already won
And I'm here to tell you
That I don't care if up turns you down
I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is
When I am what I am, when I am what I is"
[Verse 3]
Katie is lonely
She lives with her parents
She saves all her money
So she can spend it in Spain
Her mums doesn't get it
She says to forget it
I told her we're different
But she knows we're the same
And I am

[Chorus]
But autumn will come
And everyone loves you
When you've already won
And I'm here to tell you
That I don't care if up turns you down
I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is
When I am what I am, when I am what I is"

[Refrain]
Oh Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining

[Instrumental Break]
[Outro]
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
When I am...