[Intro: Wheatus, ALT BLK ERA & Wheatus]
She's snorting cocaine every other weekend
She's partly insane, she's my drummer's girlfriend
My drummer's girlfriend

[Verse 1: ALT BLK ERA]
Ripping up leaves
On a city park bench
She's never liked me
But we've got the same friends
And I wouldn't have thought to be nice then
'Cause she pretends I'm not, but I'm right there
She's glaring at me
But she's smiling at them

[Chorus: ALT BLK ERA, ALT BLK ERA & Wheatus]
She's always backstage with a couplе rock bands
She's always passed out with a couple blunt еnds
She's snorting cocaine every other weekend
She's partly insane, she's my drummer's girlfriend
My drummer's girlfriend
My drummer's girlfriend

[Verse 2: Wheatus]
She came to my house (Came to my house)
So I let her in (Let her in)
She let it all out (Let it out)
Tell me what he did (Tell me)
I guess we'll look around for a new one
I can't believe he [?]
And now he's kicked out
She said she wants in
[Chorus: Wheatus]
I hired her then 'cause she's better than him
We're selling out shows every other weekend
She's laying down beats in the song that we're in
She's frickin' insane, she's my drummer's girlfriend

[Outro: ALT BLK ERA & Wheatus]
My drummer's girlfriend
My drummer's girlfriend
We're selling out shows
Every other weekend
We're partly insane
We're my drummer's girlfriend