Thought I saw you at an unmarked crossing
Picking flowers at the edge of a lane
There was dust on my windshield
I was looking in the mirror
I was almost hit by a train
Later on at a four-way stop
I forgot to take my turn
I was thinking you were right
And we had nothing left
Somebody blew their horn

I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
To myself

Yesterday I was out on the bluffs
Over the ocean blue
There was a girl swimming
Splashing in the water
She sure did look like you
Before I knew it I was over the edge
Somebody threw me a line
Pulled me to safety
Said, "Man are you crazy?"
I said, "No, I've lost my mind"
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
To myself

So darling if you're thinking you need a project
You might want to lend a hand
I'm living on the corner
Of Stupidity and Recklessness
I'm a dangerous man

I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
To myself

I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
To myself

I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
I'm dangerous
To myself