[Verse]
The pro is here to lead the way, to save the day
Wicked little critta
He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, he shoots, he scores
Wicked little critta

[Pre-Chorus]
As he proceeds to torch the place
As he proceeds to scorch the place
As he proceeds to torch the place
Scorcher, torcher, scorcher
Wicked little critta

[Chorus]
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he pops a wheelie on his minibike
And he burns rubber and he peels out
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he clips the puck from Havlicek
And Havlicek is used and abused
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He decided to ditch and he ditches
And nobody knows where he ditched
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
[Bridge]
It's a wicked little guy
Wicked pissa little guy
Wicked scorcher little critta
He's a wicked little guy
Wicked little critta

[Outro]
He's a dink
Way to go
I like him
I got problems