[Chorus]
Hot Cha, where are you?
Everybody's eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so
So, Hot Cha, where are you?

[Verse 1]
First time Hot Cha went away
A floating island was his home
Then the phone rang off the hook
And Hot Cha had to come back home

[Chorus]
Hot Cha, where are you?
Everybody's eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so
So, Hot Cha, where are you?

[Verse 2]
Second time he went away
Left the bathtub running over
Stereo on and cooking bacon
Never came back to tell us why

[Verse 3]
If that honey would come back
We would throw such a party
Drink and cook the prodigal son
Fondue forks for everybody
[Chorus]
Hot Cha, where are you?
Everybody's eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so
So, Hot Cha, where are you?

[Refrain]
Hot Cha, where are you?
Hot Cha, where are you?