[Intro]
(One two three four!)
All right!
(Whoooo!)
Ahahahaaaaaaa

[Verse 1]
She's got her ear to the walls
And she tapping the calls
If you got a secret, boy
(Forget about it)

[Chorus]
'Cause she's a (Hotel detective)
My little (Hotel detective)
Yeah, she's a (Hotel detective)
Why don't you check her out!

[Verse 2]
Well, the bellhop was funky
The dumbwaiter's a monkey
There's a knock at the door, boy
(Forget about it)

[Chorus]
'Cause she's a (Hotel detective)
My little (Hotel detective)
Yeah (Hotel detective)
C'mon and check her out!
[Sax and guitar breakdown]

[Bridge]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
She says she likes my face
She says she owns the place
Forget about it

[Chorus]
'Cause she's a (Hotel detective)
My little (Hotel detective)
C'mon her (Hotel detective)
Why don't you check her out!

[Outro]
Ah (hotel detective)
C'mon and swing with me (Hotel detective)
From the top of a tree (Hotel detective)
And make me feel like a bee (Hotel detective)
That's where I want you to know you