[Chorus]
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

[Verse 1]
I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards

[Chorus]
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

[Verse 2]
I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

[Chorus]
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

[Verse 3]
I'd ask you, if you don't mind
To kiss you a hundred times
[Chorus]
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy