[Verse 1]
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

[Verse 2]
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good
But I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell

[Verse 3]
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal
My friend Rabbi Vole will play the solo

[Pre-Verse]
Someday, somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
[Verse 1]
They will call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

[Verse 2]
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good
But I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Worm

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