Water chestnuts roasted in my gut
Acorn squashin' with the peanut butter cup
I'll tell you what's the difference between a legume and a nut
One goes in your mouth and the other out your butt

Just put the cash into my stash and I give you cashew
Put your face in my almond butter paste, yo
Pecan can do or pecan you don't, bro
On your way out, take a pistachio