You want funky? We got funky

Who's got funky? We got funky
You said funky! Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky

Sticks and stones may break some bones
But a three fifty seven gonna blow your damn head off

You take the pen and I'll take the sword
You can write some shit 'til I cut your fuckin' head off

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky

Do unto others as you do unto yourself
Of course for me that's damn easy 'cause I hate myself
A penny saved is a penny earned
But a stolen case of beer gets you a hell of a lot drunker

Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and... boring

It ain't over till the fat lady sings
And the big bitch is choking on a chunk of salami

You want funky? We got funky!
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky

You know it's snapped like a mutha
You know we're snappin' like a mutha

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
You said funky? We got funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
Violent and funky
You know we're snappin' like a mutha