Late last night while wishing on a star
Down from the sky came a man in a car
It said, "Get in Jackson, c'mon let's go for a ride"
Out of sight

Playing cards on Venus in a cloudy room
Pass a glass of ammonia, I got to get off soon
Sunbathing on Mercury or jamming on Jupiter
Which do you prefer?

It's getting pretty late, I got to go home
Nice to have met you, what's your telephone?
Maybe soon I'll call you if I can afford the fare
It's long distance out there

Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine
He's a first rate party an a real fine time
Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine
He's first rate party and a real fine time