[Verse 1]
Monday morning, 7 o'clock
Na-late ako sa first class ko, bakit ako?
Tuesday, lunchtime, 12:03
Split kami ng syota kong GRO, bakit ako?

[Chorus]
I've always felt a bit like this
Life is so nakakainis
Always remember on Saturday (Ooh, ooh)

[Verse 2]
Wednesday morning ako'y na-shock
Deads na raw ang teacher kong mukhang dog, bakit ako?
Thursday, Friday, stay in bed, nahawa ako sa sore eyes ng classmate ko, bakit ako?

[Chorus]
I've always felt a bit like this (I've always felt a bit like this)
Life is so nakakainis
Always remember on Saturday (Ooh, ooh)

[Skit]
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[Chorus]
I've always felt a bit like this
Life is so nakakainis
Always remember on Saturday (Saturday, saturday, saturday)
Ooh, ooh
[Outro]
Saturday morning, walang nangyari
Walang nangyari