Had too many cold ones to my head- the party's just begun the world's already spinning- i must be out of my mind- because i'm scamming on a girl- who looks like a guy- just give me another drink- it'll make my day, and give me satisfaction- i said, just give me another drink- it will make my day and give me satisfaction- another walk to the keg- my limit's passed, my eyes are turning blood red- all these people make me lose my head- hopefully all the stupid things i said will be forgotten- i don't want to end up sleeping on someone else's couch- wake up with your dog licking my face- embarrassing shit i said- i don't want to have trouble walking- i can remember having trouble walking-