[Verse 1]
I'm not giving you excuses
But, I'm not the man that I once was
Yet still, I come with many uses
Like Vaseline does

[Verse 2]
I'm pretty good at doing man stuff
I'll come and fix your squeaky door
I'll charm the lids off all your jam jars
And so much more

[Chorus]
But, I won't be climbing any mountains
I won't be swimming any seas
I won't be fighting any dragons
Or anything like that, to please
But, I will do the best I can, love
Yeah, I will do the best I can, love

[Verse 3]
I can't promise violins now
I can't promise you the Earth
But, I'd wash your car and put your bins out
For what it's worth
[Verse 4]
And I can't bear to leave it unsaid
And I would walk a country mile
Well, maybe five but not five hundred
Proclaimers style

[Chorus]
But, I won't be climbing any mountains
I won't be swimming any seas
I won't be fighting any dragons
Or anything like that, to please
Till I will climb until I fall off
I will swim until I sink
And I will fight until I drop love
Just to be your King
Just to be your King

[Outro]
I will do the best I can, love
I will do the best I can, love