I hear the strangest things
Echo through the walls
Moan and groan in a erroneous zone
And bouncin' like a ball
Crash, bang, boom, bang bumpety-bump
All night to beat the band
Oh no! The ceiling's cavin'
How much more can I stand?

I pounded on the pipes
I called on the phone
Well, there they go again
Bone to bone

Sex, sex, sex
Sex, sex, sex
Uh, sex, uh
Sex, sex

I see 'em come, I see 'em go
But somehow they look the same
Miniskirts and see-through shirts
A high-heeled cryin' shame
Check in and checkin' out
Well, this ain't no sleaze hotel
Party 'til the daylight comes
But check-out time is twelve
Dishes off the wall
The bedsprings squeak
But the mating calls
Make a strong man weak

Sex, sex, sex
I want apartment B
Sex, sex, sex
One floor on top of me
Uh, sex, uh
Oh, baby, up 'til now
Sex, sex

My door's always open
My phone's on the hook
My mailbox is waiting
My name's in the book
Got ads in the paper
But nobody cares
Apartment A's lonely
The action's upstairs

Sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex, sex, sex

Sex, sex, sex
I want some
Sex, sex
Hey, you upstairs, don't forget about me
Sex, sex, sex
Oh, no
Sex, sex
(See ya)