Jill Sobule
Mexican Wrestler

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I wish that I was an angel
A fallen angel who visits your dreams
And in those dreams I'd blow you a message
That says you really want me

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I wish that I was a wrestler
A Mexican wrestler in a red vinyl mask
And I might grab you and body slam you
And maybe cause physical harm

[Pre-Chorus]
But when we would land
I might take pity on you
I can crack all your ribs
But I can't break your heart

[Chorus]
You will never love me
And this I can't forgive
That you will never love me
As long as I will live

[Verse 3]
Sometimes I wish that I was a beauty
A beautiful girl, the popular one
And I'd turn your head and your friends would love me
And I could afford to play hard to get
[Pre-Chorus]
We'd go to parties
And you'd show me off
Then I'd go out with your best friend

[Chorus]
You will never love me
And this I can't forgive
And it will always bug me
As long as I will live
You will never love me
Why should I even care?
It's not that you're so special
You're just the cross I bear
You will never love me (You will never love me)
And this I can't forgive (And this I can't forgive)
You will never love me (And it will always bug me)
And this I can't forgive (As long as I will live)

[Outro]
You will never love me (You will never love me)
And this I can't forgive
And it will always bug me
As long as I will live