I think I've been infected with the flu
Once again boredoms got me feeling blue
Sometimes in this life you've got to cut the crap
Sit down for my rights cause I don't care

To do what everybody else would do
I'm fine right here
I voted once but I didn't win
I'll never vote again

People say I should give a damn
People say that I should respect this land
But I say no way I won't compromise
Either way my life remains the same

Its great, come join me at the lake
It's freshly stocked
No work just play leeching off the state all day
Clears my mind

They say this is the land of the free
To me that means I have the liberty
To sit for my rights cause I don't care

To do what everybody else would do
I'm fine right here
I voted once but I didn't win
I'll never vote again
(God bless America home of the whopper)
(God bless America billions billions served)
Every week from Moscow to Madagascar
Ronald McDonald's smile warms the hearts of all people
Regardless of race, color, creed, sex, and social status
By opening 3 new McDonald's restaurants
As Ambassador of my country, America
Ronald personally invites you to join him on his quest
To end world hunger
Enjoy!