I got a boat and named her dicky moe
She's a beauty a real treasure trove
I've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea
Chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me
Boating's unpredictable
And traveling gives you lice
Day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log
If the fishing gets much worse
I'll have to eat my dog
Day 19 i'm stranded in peru
Boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food
Boating's unpredictable
And traveling gives you lice
My spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in
We played some soccer and they let me win
Adios amicos from dicky moe and me
Now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen
I've got lice (x4)