If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife and kids
I'm ready to move into a perfect world

Nacho cheese and anarchy
Boy that sure sounds good to me
Every kind of drug is free in the new America
Shoot your pistol in the air
Celebrate a brand new year
Living leisurely in a perfect world

If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife and kids
I'm ready to move into a perfect world

Everybody's drinking hams
Goodbye, all you straight edge bands
Sit around and get a tan in the new America
When I turn on my TV
Nothing but pornography
No more rated "G" in a perfect world
Strung out hookers everywhere
Have a picnic, feed the bears
Now nobody even cares in the new America
Nothing in this worlds for free
Cause everything belongs to me
No more Green Fees in a perfect world

If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife and kids
Everyone's to be in a perfect world
Everyone's to be in a perfect world