So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let's kung fu!!
The smoke is clearing you can see
Peter and paul stanley
Kareem and bruce they've made a truce
While ace and gene took pcp

A flying kick right through the air
His foot got stuck in peter's hair
Ace and gene took on kareem
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Then bruce yelled out "oh boy"
I think he meant "la choy"
Kareem and bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss

Gene now has a shorter tongue
They should have used their love gun
Gene and ace escaped today
They'll live to fight another day

Oh, oh my god
Ancient chinese secret sent by buddha
Blah...
Bruce and kareem out shooting baskets for two points