I've got a fanzine
So I should know
Everything about every band
I turned punk 2 years ago
I tell my subjects
I'm D.I.Y
I'll call your band a sellout
And I'll tell convenient lies

I've got a lot of staples
And to much

Time to trash a band
They fucking blow
Since I wasn't on the list
I didn't make the show
No major labels
They really suck
Except for Bad Religion
Can't get their sticker off my truck

Got my own agenda
I write the rules

I'll use my moms cash
Nobody knows
You calling me a liar
Yeah my story has some holes
Start a label
Rip off the bands
Liberate the punk scene
Part of my master plan
If it's in my zine
It must be true
Who told you I'm always crying
Just because I'm getting sued
That guys an asshole
That bands on ludes
I guess my little fanzine
Is like the weekly world news