[Verse 1]
Plug me in
Don't count me in
Its true not everybody wins
Left in the cold
I'm feeling old
Lowest bidder I am sold
All roads lead to caring only for yourself
So I am told
Is this the day I subscribe to the magazine a hundred K?

[Chorus]
Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And aren't we having fun

[Verse 2]
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's not a yo-yo or a maze
It's the new thing that's grabbed
The imagination of everyone

[Chorus]
Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And this is how it goes
[Bridge]
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

[Breakdown]
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the-

[Chorus]
Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And this is how it goes

[Bridge]
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

[Outro]
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals