The satellite's tracking Santa
We'll text our Christmas list
And leave our mobile numbers
To help out old Saint Nick

Sometimes we stop and wonder
Has that old bubble burst?
Or will this Christmas morning
Be like the first

But tonight we'll still thank Santa Claus
And raise a glass to friends of ours
Peace on Earth, goodwill to all
The future is the past

Let's have a slow light
Snowball fight
Silent night
Dynamite
21st century Christmas

Magic morn
Tree adorned
All at home
Safe from harm
21st century Christmas
We'll microwave some popcorn
And put on a DVD
Thanks Uncle Jimmy Savile
For fixing you and me
These days we watch and wonder
Has Christmas lost it's touch?
And will our chocolate money
Be worth that much?