[Verse 1]
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him outta here

[Verse 2]
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him outta here

[Verse 3]
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale

[Verse 4]
We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float awhile
And we’ll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel’s back and sеnd him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur

[Verse 5]
We could give him jelly doughnuts, takе them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheeseballs and his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon
[Interlude]
I’m ticklish!
You said, “I’ll show you”
So, show me
Everybody wants something
You should take advantage
I’m not taking anything
It’s the same thing every time
I’m ticklish!
I won’t ask for a turn
That would be justifiable homicide

[Verse 6]
We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float awhile
And we’ll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel’s back and send him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur

[Verse 7]
We could give him jelly doughnuts, take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheeseballs and his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon