What will it take to make you happy?
What will it take to stop your whining?
What will it take to make you amscray?
What will it take to stop your crying?

Well, I know that you've been so bored
Since the Circle K closed down
So if it makes you feel a little bit better
Just picture me crying

Crying in my beer
Crying in my beer, ah-ah-ooo
Crying in my beer
I'm crying in my beer, ah-ah-ooo
Crying in my beer

I got a feeling you've been damage
I think you got way too much time on your hands
I throw away your stupid letter
Like Margie Whipple, you don't get it

If you were a TV show, baby
You would've been cancelled
Due to declining viewership, recycled plots
And bad acting
Crying in my beer
I'm crying in my beer, ah-ah-ooo
Crying in my beer
I'm crying in my beer, ah-ah-ooo
Crying in my beer

I know that you've been so bored
Since the Circle K closed down
Due to declining viewership, recycled plots
And bad acting

Crying in my beer
I'm crying in my beer, ah-ah-ooo
[x4]

Crying in my beer