I've been thinking about those things
That we've been avoiding too long
And I've decided that something's gotta be done
I've listened carefully
But there's other things that interest me instead
Maybe I can just drill a hole in my head

There's twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)

Something's crawling around in my mind
Everything that you do seems to grind
We stand broken, a miserable day
When tomorrow comes you'll be there
Pounding on my brain

Now there's twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you

Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you
(Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you)
Twenty-seven things I wanna do to you