[Intro]
Well!

[Verse 1]
Well, I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of bed
I had a knife in my back
And I put it back in
Oh my God, I was dead

[Instrumental Break]
Ow!
Ahh!

[Verse 2]
I hope I get to sleep tonight
I never can
I've always got a knife in my back
No matter where, no matter when

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Well!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow-wow-wow-wow
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!