[Intro]
"Alright - this one you've got to clap your hands to! It's real 'rock and roll', ha."
"Anyway, this is a very sad song. Ladies and gentlemen, The Lemming is Dead."

[Verse]
Lemming, lemming
My lemming is dead
Lemming, lemming
My lemming is dead
From the top of his tail
To the top of his head, head, the lemming is-a, lemming is dead

[Outro]
One, two, three!
One for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now we ain't [?]