Heard him on the radio, seen him on tv
Watched his movies he didn't impress me
He's in the Whitehouse, i'm in the doledrums
Someone's gotta get him, before his time comes

I'm no waster, my times well spent
Gunning for the president
I'm on a mission, gone hell bent
Gunning for the president

As president of the United States
He's got some trouble, with his enlarged prostate
Disease up the nose, disease up the ass
He knows the secret, Irangate cash

I'm the one guy
Who just couldn't take it anymore
I've seen more class, in a two bit whore
Made your name in the world of let's pretend
And if its up to you, "dann ist der arson ab"

Clint's on the trail now, a man with no name
His morals are high, but the results the same
Forget the gun laws, elect a mad man
President Eastwood, the first lady magnum