[Verse 1]
Dog tired sleeping on the train
A couple of hours and we'll be home again
But a big man dressed in blue said
"Hey you lot, we want you"

[Chorus]
We had a drugs party in 526

[Verse 2]
The flick knives were all they found
Ross had lots of fun bending down
Stranded in the smoke, get out of that
Wilf he's safe at home stroking his cat

[Chorus]
We had a drugs party in 526

[Verse 3]
Lumpyjack's fault, he wrote the note
He got drunk on the duty free we got on the boat
Lying in a cell really void of time
Offensive weapon be in court by nine

[Chorus]
We had a drugs party in 526
[Verse 4]
Standing in a cloud of carbon monoxide
No need to run but a need to hide
The zap was the loudest thing I've ever heard
We're just trying to sleep and growing a beard

[Chorus]
We had a drugs party in 526

[Outro]
We had a drug party
We had a drug party
We had a drug party
We had a drug party in 526