[Verse 1]
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston, 
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I?

[Chorus]
Hey Nineteen
No, we can't dance together
(We can’t dance together)
No, we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

[Verse 2]
Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
It’s hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy, 
But I'm just growing old

[Chorus]
Hey Nineteen
No, we got nothing in common
(We can’t dance together)
No, we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down
[Interlude]
Nice!
Sure looks good!
Mmm, mmm, mmm
Skate a little lower, now

[Bridge]
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
(Say it again)
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

[Chorus]
No, we can't dance together
No, we can't talk at all