[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it through the po-o-ost

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I’ve got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, all the things you make me do
My heart is ringin’ so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 3]
I searched from town to town but I can't find my boo-ooh-ooh
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singin’ the blues
It was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searchin’ on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin’ and I'm singin' this song for you
(For you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you)
[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I’m horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight