Jessie: This one is for all our fans!
James: But, Jessie, we don't have any fans
Meowth: Heh! We will after they hear this!

Jessie: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
James: Jack Frost nipping at your nose...
Meowth: Yuletide carols being sung by a choir...
And folks dressed up like Eskimos...

James: Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Jessie: Help to make the season bright
Meowth: Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
James: Will find it hard to sleep tonight

Jessie: They know that Santa is on his way
James: (Yay!)
Meowth: He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
James: (Hooray!)
Meowth: And every mother's child is gonna spy
James: (Why oh why?)
Jessie: To see if Stantler really know how to fly
James: (My oh my!)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
(Me and you!)
Meowth: Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
James: They know that Santa is on his way, (Yay!)
Jessie: He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
James: (Hooray!)
Meowth: And every mother's child is gonna spy
James: (Oh, oh Santa)
Meowth: To see if Stantler really know how to fly
James: (Straight up to heaven)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Jessie: Although it's been said
Meowth: Many times, many ways
All: Merry Christmas to you!