Florida. Florida, the redneck riviera
Florida. Florida, there's no more pathetic place in America

A man must make unpopular decisions surely from time to time
And a man can only stand what a man can stand
It's a wobbly, volatile line

Florida. Florida, the water table is fucked
Florida. Florida., there's no more perfect place to give it all up

Yes, a man must take his life in his own hands
Hit those nails on the head
And I respect a man who goes to where he wants to be
Even if he wants to be dead

Florida,Florida, it's a tropical paradise
Florida, Florida, there's no more perfect place to retire from life