[Intro]
Now?
Run, golden fingers
Yes
Like it?
I do, I do
Tell me where you're supposed to
Do I get my pickle now?
Well, since I love everybody here

[Chorus]
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like-a drinking wine
Uppers and downers put the whammy on you
Gets you every time
I ain't saying I never done 'em before
Sure as hell ain't gonna do 'em no more
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like-a drinking wine

[Verse]
Had a friend, crazy for reds
Nothing bothered him at all, ya da
All the same when he left some place
Use a door, use a wall
And about four days outta every week
Couldn't remember what he'd done
But he knew that downs was-a where it's at
And having so much fun
All together (Yee-haw)

[Chorus]
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like drinking wine (Oh no)
Uppers and downers put the whammy on you
(It ain't like drinking wine) Gets you every time
I ain't saying I never done 'em before
Sure as hell ain't gonna do 'em no more
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like drinking wine

[Bridge]
Cigarettes, they're bad for you too
But marijuana's fine

[Chorus]
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like drinking wine (Oh no, no)
Uppers and downers put the whammy on you
(It ain't like drinking wine) Gets you every time
I ain't saying I never done 'em before
Sure as hell ain't gonna do 'em no more
Uppers and downers is bad for you
It ain't like drinking wine, oh no, no
It ain't like drinking wine
It ain't like drinking wine

[Outro]
I am a musician, that was my music
Very expressive
You'll have to fade it out before it gets...