Monday morning is not Monday morning till Taylor has his coffee
Friday night is not Friday night till Jessie leaves the room sweaty
Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning till Nick has his talk with his son
Thursday night is not Thursday night till Chris has sex with his bass

Come on to the weekend
Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off till the weekend
Cause there's too much time to be inherently nice guys

Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you drive all night
Wednesday early we pull into what I'll call Philadelph-i-a
Thursday morning is not Thursday morning till one of us says how's your life
How's your life yeah, how's your life, how's your life?

Come on to the weekend
Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off till the weekend
Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry
Hold off till the weekend
Cause the weekend we'll be high
Hold off till the weekend
Cause we may look tired, but we'll get by

What if there were no more mama's boys
What if no one shared their humble appearance
What if there were no consequences
What if there were no more arguments
Well that'd be a shame
And that'd be impossible
And you would be bored
Cause you wouldn't want it any other way

Hold on till the weekend
Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off till the weekend
Cause we may look scared, but we're really nice guys
Hold off till the weekend
Cause the weekend I'll get high
Hold off till the weekend
Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by

What if there were no more mama's boys
What if we all had a picnic together
Would that be a shame
And that'd be impossible
Cause you would be bored
Cause you wouldn't want it any other way