[Verse 1]
I'm wise and ambitious
And angry and free
And smart and available
And sexy
And soft and appealing
And wearing pajamas
And twisted and willing
And crazy

[Chorus]
And this is the story of the death of Cinderella
She grew to be a maid cause she couldn't find a fella
That could please her
And it's all they could do not to throw her on the floor

[Verse 2]
And thought-provoking
And opinionated
Cultured and funny
And experienced
Fearless and tender
And sweetly innocent
Uninhibited
Likes a good debate
[Chorus 2]
And this is the story of the death of Cinderella
She grew to be a maid cause she couldn't find a fella
That could please her
And it's all that you could do not to tie her to the bed

[Bridge]
I could fall in love a million times before I die
You could draw me a bubble bath
We could walk into the sunset

[Chorus 3]
This is the story of the death of Cinderella
She grew to be a maid cause she couldn't find a fella
That could please her
And it's all they could do not to shake her shoulders

[Chorus 4]
And this is the story of the death of Cinderella
I'm gonna grow to be a maid cause I'll never find a fella
That can please me
And it's all you can do not to kick me in the ass