It's my mother and my father
And my sister and the dog
My two little brothers and me
We're going on a trip
And we're riding in the car
We've been driving all day it seems

Were gonna see Grandma and Grandpa and my aunt
And two cousins I don't like
I wish I was home, playing with my friends
Going swimming or riding my bike
I'm in the back seat, wouldn't you know
My sister's yelling in my ear
The radio's on, but its Daddy's turn
And he's plays what I don't want to hear

Everybody's screaming and poking at me
Timmy's got Tommy by the neck
The dogs is barking and he throws up, too;
Mom says wer'e gonna wreck
My brother is yelling and pulling at me
He tries to climb over the seat
My father swerves and slams on his brakes
I want something to eat

Timmy and Tommy are rollin' in the back
The dog jumps in Daddy's lap
My mom is screaming; she's really mad
Dad gonna have a heart attack
My sister's crying, My mom is yelling
My daddy stops the car
They say they'll make us get out and walk
Who do they think they are?