[Verse 1]
If you ever change your mind
About living the better life
You get so sick of yourself
And all the things that your money can buy
And yes, it's hard
So very hard to admit
Just how pointless it all is

[Chorus]
But what a surprise, you finally arrived

[Verse 2]
I still remember
The anger in your words
I think I liked you better
When you had something to prove
Still, it's hard
So very hard to admit
Just how pointless it all is

[Chorus]
What a surprise (What a surprise), you finally arrived (You finally arrived)
What a surprise (What a surprise), you finally arrived (You finally arrived)
What a surprise, you finally arrived
Then you go and lose the spell
And every trace of your self
[Verse 3]
If you ever change your mind
About living the better life
You get so sick of yourself
And all the things that your money can buy
And yes, it's hard
Very hard to admit
Just how pointless it all is

[Chorus]
What a surprise (What a surprise), you finally arrived (You finally arrived)
What a surprise (What a surprise), you finally arrived (You finally arrived)
What a surprise, you finally arrived
What a surprise, you finally arrived
What a surprise, you finally arrived
What a surprise, you finally arrived
Then you go and lose the spell and every trace of yourself