Oh, I'm a man
Fascinated by my profile in my mirror
And that's a dangerous direction
Who can be the baiter of their own affection?

And I know I should apologize
But, no I don't
That would be
Far too hard
It's far too hard

Oh, it is me
That holds my steering wheel
For me, I have a strange appeal
And my mind's drowning
On the pools I've made from self love

And if I told you all the ways
That I have come right face to face
It would be
Far too hard
It's far too hard

Don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you know?

Young man, fascinated by my profile in my mirror
And that's a dangerous direction
A man should never make it with his own reflection
And I would like to apologize
But, no, no, no!
I would like to apologize
But, no I don't
That would be
Far too hard
It's far too hard