Dave was dancing in the disco
Like a loser looking for himself
But the strobo was flashing like a gogo
He had to crash on circle number twelve
Richard was searching for his glasses
Like a boy looking for their head
His eyes were kicked out by the masses
Some glasses are very hard to get

Techno Man you've got to do the echo
Techno Man you've got to do the beat
Two sounds are better than one
Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Techno Man

Douglas was fishing for a girlfriend
Like an idiot looking for a fool
But a singer doesn't have to look like Adolf
To be on stage acting very cool

Techno Man you've got to do the echo
Techno Man you've got to do the beat
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Why don't you buy another And One
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one
Do the Techno Man
Two sounds are better than one