[Intro]
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?

[Verse 1]
You got a cigar, here's a couple more
Because the offspring are springing through swinging doors
Into a world of "Ain't he cute, he looks a lot like his father"
And here comes another
Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable
The little proof that I'm more than a mineral
The little proof that I'm just like the next guy
Whoever he may be

[Chorus]
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids?
Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

[Verse 2]
And your bit and my bit'll do their dance
To body rumblings and tumblings and rote romance
And all the while I'm thinking, deeply thinking
Hey, what's it gonna be, sod or celebrity?
[Pre-Chorus]
(Boy or girl)
(Boy or girl)
Oh, well its off to work and so long, baby
Kiss 'em goodbye for me

[Chorus]
Who don't like kids, who don't like kids?
Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

[Post-Chorus]
Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?)
Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?)
Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?)

[Verse 3]
There's more in the wings, shall we bring them on
Or shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morning
And then recite sweet nothings, sweet, sweet nothings
In everybody's ear?

[Bridge]
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
[Chorus]
Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?

The living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?
Who don't like kids?

The living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

[Outro]
Who don't like kids?