[Verse 1: Chris Jericho, MJF, and Both]
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadow
Chris, you'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us

[Verse 2: Chris Jericho, MJF, and Both]
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that play in a brook
(Me and my shadow)
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a recliner thrown at Matt Hardy's forehead geyser, me
(Strolling down the avenue)
We're closer than snakes as they slide through the grass
We're closer than Cody is to a Jackass
(Me and my shadow)
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue

[Bridge: Chris Jericho, MJF, and Both]
And when it's sleeping time
That's when we rise
We start to swing
Swing to the sky
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring - a ding ding happy new year
[Verse 3: Chris Jericho, MJF, and Both]
And now to repeat what I said at the start
You'll need a large crowbar to break us apart
(Me and my shadow)
We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished we'll make the town roar

[Outro 1: Chris Jericho, MJF, and Both]
We'll make all the late spots and then a few more
We wind up at Daily's and then the 4th floor
Life is gonna be we-wow-wee
For my shadow and me!
Say, Chris?
What is it, Maxwell?
Would you do me a favor?
What do you want now?
Would you mind taking it one more time?
From the top?
No, from the ending
Wonderful!

[Outro 2: Chris Jericho, and Both]
And while we are swinging to mention a few
We'll drop in at Chili's - Hey Young Bucks screw you!
We'll beat up on Moxley whatever we do
Life is gonna be we-wow-wee
For my shadow and me!