[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Verse 1]
I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that fuckin' whip
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Verse 2]
And what about us elves, we've had enough as well
Workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as fucking hell
We work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Verse 3]
I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneakin' into them little kid's rooms, he's a fuckin' paedophile
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the cunt
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

[Outro]
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho