Tony Ferrino :
It's a short time affair
You're my children's au-pair
But I just couldn't bear

Tony Ferrino & Björk :
To keep my hands off you

Björk :
I was barely eighteen
What you did was obscene
But to me it felt clean

Tony Ferrino & Björk :
What else was I to do?

Tony Ferrino :
The memory still lingers
You're cooking the kids fish-fingers
And ironing

Björk :
Each morning you'd come down
In your paisley dressing gown
Then you'd sing
And this yearning started for a short-time affair
Tony Ferrino :
No intention to stray

Björk :
I was caught in your snare

Tony Ferrino :
But my wife was away

Björk :
You were so debonaire

Tony Ferrino :
So I thought what the heck

Tony Ferrino & Björk :
I knew I can't resist

Tony Ferrino :
It was a short time affair

Björk :
You're the man, you're the boss

Tony Ferrino :
When I find you right there
Björk :
Like the father I lost

Tony Ferrino :
Cleaning our silver-ware

Björk :
So to hell with the cost

Tony Ferrino & Björk :
Right then at once we kissed

Björk :
You took me to the kitchen, you're hands kinda started twitchin', I felt so shy

Tony Ferrino :
Nothing could stop what followed, lucky for me you swallowed every lie

Björk :
I know it's all over now

Tony Ferrino :
Try to be strong somehow

Björk :
I'll start a brand new life
Tony Ferrino :
Please, please don't tell my wife

Björk :
But I won't, I won't stop loving you

Tony Ferrino :
Please, please don't tell my wife

Björk :
Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen

Tony Ferrino :
We must never meet again

Björk :
Short time affair, heeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooo

Tony Ferrino :
Short time affair , eeeeee oooooooooooo