[pt. 1, Suburban Home]
[Spoken] I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified

[Verse 1]
I wanna be stereotyped, and I wanna be classified

[Chorus]
I wanna be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home

[Verse 2]
Well, I wanna be masochistic well, I wanna be a statistic

[Chorus]
I wanna be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home

[Refrain]
I don't want no hippie pad
I want a house just like mom and dad
[Verse]
I wanna be stereotyped (Stereotyped!)
I wanna be classified (Just classified!)
I wanna be masochistic (Be a masochist!)
I wanna be a statistic (Be a masochist! Be a masochist!)

[Chorus]
I wanna be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home

[pt. 2, I Like Food]
[Chorus]
I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good

[Verse]
Juicy burgers, greasy fries
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
[Chorus]
I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good

[Interlude]
It's time to turn dining back into eating

[Chorus]
I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good