[Intro: Adam Lazzara]
Yeah!

[Verse 1: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Both]
Well, we assure you
The procedure is safe and routine
Dramamine sends haunting dreams
Dramamine sends haunting dreams
With an incessant drip
Sinus pockets like a faucet
'Cause you have to work hard for
(Yeah, you work hard for what you've got)
Yeah, you have to work hard for
(Yeah, you work hard for what you've got)
(Yeah, you worked, and now you're...)

[Pre-Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino]
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia!

[Chorus: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
We'll breathe the sweet air through your nose
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
We'll breathe the sweet air through your nose
[Verse 2: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Both]
Something practiced is something perfect
All selfishly slimming because
The season's got us eating less and less (less and less)
You walk the full length of Manhattan in no time flat
While your soles they were stuck sticking to every step
(Yeah, you work hard for what you've got)
(Yeah, you work hard for what you've got)
(Yeah, you worked, and now you're)

[Pre-Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino]
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia!

[Chorus: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Well, breathe the sweet air through your nose
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Well, breathe the sweet air through your nose
[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Both]
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia teases
Local anesthesia
It teases me to


[Chorus: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Well, breathe the sweet air through your nose
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Sleep, oh
Well, breathe the sweet air through your nose

[Outro: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Breathe the sweet air through your nose
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Yeah, you work hard for what you've got
Yeah, you worked, and now you're...