I am at your halfway station darling and I've been waiting
For your train
I am at your halfway station darling and I've been waiting
For your train
But you've been too long darling and it looks like rain

I have seen these strange little girls who come up to you
And they don't know when to stop
I have watched your eye as it follows the line of the leg
Right up to the top
Now betty sue and mary jane have come around to play again
But I am standing at your door and I do believe I'll tell
Them to go home

There's this black widow spider darling and she's been
Walking on my hand
There's this black widow spider darling and she's been walking
On my hand
And we've had this little heart to heart and I think I
Understand

It's a funny situation, I mean what am I to do?
With lisa in the upstairs room and joan and martha too
I can't come down to breakfast 'cause the plates have all
Been used
And it's as crowded as a subway car and I think that you're
Confused
Now I would wait at your station but I do believe it's time
That I went home
I am at black widow station darling and I've been waiting for
Your train
I am at black widow station darling and I've been waiting for
Your train
You've been to long darling and it looks like rain
You've been to long darling and it looks like rain

(january 1981)