[Verse 1]
I won't apologize for him
I knew exactly what he would do
If you treated him as a friend
You know you're too nice for your own good

[Chorus]
The best way to go
Is to sneak out at night
Window's always open
You're not afraid of heights

[Verse 2]
How many times has it been now
That he has called you up just to talk
I think that I'd call the police
When he follows you around the block

[Verse 3]
Remember Jeffery from grade 10?
I'm really glad that he moved away
And Paul and Jason and Kevin
It's too bad they decided to stay

[Chorus]
The best way to go
Is to sneak out at night
Window's always open
You're not afraid of heights
You're not afraid of heights
You're not afraid of heights
But you're afraid of....